Skye: Bubba Gump, Loki, and THE START OF BEDA

HELLO!
Okay, so I have extended family here right now, and they are currently shooting the ceiling fan with Nerf guns.
Anyway, earlier today, we (my mother, my sisters, and I) toke my extended family (my aunt, my two cousins, and my great-aunt) to the downtown area today while my father was at work, and it was around 12:20, and we were hungry. We walked around, and found Bubba Gump's Shirmp, which is a seafood restaurant based of off the movie "Forrest Gump". Well, we went up to the hostess and we ask how long it would be for a table for a party of 8, and they say thirty minutes, and we decide to wait for a table instead of finding a faster restaurant. So we're waiting outside for a while, and thirty minutes come to pass, and we still haven't been brought to a table. We wait ten more minutes, and still, nothing. Then, a party of 8 goes in, and is seated IMMEDIATELY. So, my mom goes up to the hostess to ask what on Earth was that. The hostess explains their "membership club" where if you pay a large sum of money, you get priority seating for a year. Yep, so that sucked.
Next up is Loki! No, sillies, not Marvel Loki. I'm talking about my betta fishy! The only reason I'm talking about a stupid fish is because this fish rocks. Like, if a fish were physically able to hold a guitar, Loki would. My sisters and I have been having competitions with out betta fish. We buy baby ones, and we bet on which one we think is gonna be the prettiest. It's like Toddlers and Tiaras meets Animal Planet. This is pasttime in my house.
AND HERE WE REACH THE START OF BEDA! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY! In France, it's called "Le Jour de Poission", or "Fish Day". Why is it called that, you may ask? It's because they throw fish at each other. Not even joking. As Jenna would say: Crazy Frenchies.